- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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