Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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