why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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