How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Women's Rights Movement

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Keanu Reaves

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