- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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