- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

lewis ya baggy fuck

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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