what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences