What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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