why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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