What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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