What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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