- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Sammi suck kyles chode

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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