What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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