What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Neither have I

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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