- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Wigan.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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