Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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