Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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