How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Anti Joke

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