- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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