a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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