Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Jake. Walsh.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What is my name? I dont know

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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