- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Religion.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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