- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Harry Styles

You read the Terms of Service.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Hi

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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