- Anti Joke

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.