What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Reverse psychology never fails.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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