- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

more chocolate?

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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