knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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