- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Surprise mother father (A+)

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Bob fell off his roof.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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