- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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