Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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