Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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You copy and paster!

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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