A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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