Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Men's Rights

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i like cats

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Get in the car.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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