Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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You

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The Olympics

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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