- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Get in the car.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

Women's Rights.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

A man buys free health care...

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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