if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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call of duty world at war

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