What break when you talk?

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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ur mother

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GooglePlus.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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I love Ciara!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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