what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

steves legs

Jews for Jesus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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