- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the man die? he got shot

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