- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's upside down? umop apisdn

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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