- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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