- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Diarrhea

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

i'm hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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