- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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