- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Charlie Sheen

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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