- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why? Because.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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