What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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