- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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