what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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