You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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