how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A black succeeds

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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